My name is Artie Abrams and I'm in love with Tina Cohen Chang. She's not only Artie: When you're not even dating the boy? Glee Quotes. Tina's Quotations are the quotations made by Tina Cohen-Chang, portrayed by Jenna Jacob: What can you say about the rumors that the two of you are dating ? Tina: —Tina and Mike after he sees Artie mad at Brittany, Special Education. "Glee" Duets (TV Episode ) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. Quinn Fabray: Because a gentleman always pays on the first date. Santana Lopez: [turning back to Artie] Hmm. Look, I don't mean to be a bitch . Tina Cohen-Chang: It really was just a matter of time.
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Don't stop doing that! It turns out to be a guy] Uh-oh. It's a Britney Spears sex riot! You know what William? That's what one Hubert Humphrey said back in at the start of the Democratic National Convention. But then hippies put acid in everyone's bourbon. Daley became so incensed with sexual rage that he punched his own wife in the face. And spent the next hour screaming "Sex Party!
I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests — I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.
You're such a great teacher, Will. No, probably the best in the whole school. So why would you want to be someone else when the someone you already are is so amazing?
Because the boring someone I already am, wasn't good enough for you. I said what you wanted me to say. And he shot me down. Congratulations, he must really love you. I'd like to dedicate this song to my boyfriend, Finn. I was wrong, I shouldn't try to control you. I've just, I've never been this happy before. And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much that I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird.
I get now that in order for this relationship to work, I have to open up my hands and let you fly free. Wait, I thought I was the only one getting the solos from now on.
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
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You need me to stay with you or anything? No, I've been drinking herbal tea and taking anti-anxiety pills and reading the unabridged biography of Britney Spears. I look forward to the day when paparazzi provokes me and I attack them. How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore? I'm actually kind of happy about it. Now I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you were in a coma. I was super hungry but my mom was gone so I busted out the George Foreman.
It wasn't making cool grill marks like it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy. When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. I have made a Grilled Cheesus. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco. Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you're super delicious.
Please, Grilled Cheesus, please let us win our first football game. I mean, you did kind of screw him in the leg department. And in return, Cheesy Lord, I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee club. Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide. Oh my God, he's coming out. Why, yes, there is a man who's sort of recently come into my life, and that man is Jesus Christ. Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people.
I don't see what's wrong with getting a little church in here. I've had a really hard year, and I've turned to God a lot for help. I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks. That it didn't come out a lizard-baby? Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.
You got a problem with Jesus? Oh, I got no problem with the guy. I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Heb. What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it is about enjoying the life that you've been given.
I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick. Carole and Finn are coming over. Those Friday night dinners are ritual in our family - one your mom started. Friday nights are kind of important to me. Why are you making me feel guilty about this? What up, Grilled Cheesus? I need to ask you for something.Glee - Blaine asks Tina and Artie to sing with him at graduation 5x09
I didn't go to Sunday school so I don't know if God works the same as a genie and I only get three wishes, but here's the thing Dating Rachel is great, but she's kind of a prude and I'm sort of going crazy.
Anyway, her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'll still like to touch them. So, Jesus, considering that I've dedicated a week of my musical life to you, I hope you can see it in your heart to answer my prayers. Hey Kurt, we're really sorry about your dad's heart attack. I did a book report on heart attacks, if you want to give it to the doctor.
I got knocked down an entire letter grade 'cause it was written in crayon. My mom just called me. I don't know what it looks like to everyone else, but I thought we were sort of family. Your voice is stunning but I don't believe in God You've all professed your beliefs, I'm just stating mine.
I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure?
I mean, you can't prove that there's no God. You can't prove that there isn't a magic tea pot floating around on the dark side of the moon, with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
Is God an evil dwarf? Let's discuss your new-found love for Jesus and how it's affecting me. I want this relationship to go the distance, but I need to know that when I'm 25 and I've won a bunch of Tonys and I'm ready to have intercourse and babies, that those babies will raised in a certain way You don't think you're gonna have sex until you're 25?
Both of my dads' people were slaves once. I need to know that my children will be free to worship in the way that I decide is right. Yeah, they should totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels. I made him a card that said "Heart attacks are just from loving too much. They say his condition is critical but stable.
Good news, I guess. I'm sorry for what you're going through, Lady. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don't have to--I think Mary Lou Retton's, like, an orphan or something.
So you want me to be your scapegoat? I admit it-it aids digestion. I want to be your champion. What happened to you, Sue? What horrible, horrible thing happened to you that made you such a miserable tyrant? Since I was a little girl, I've had exactly one hero.
You know how much I worshipped her? She was the sun and the moon to me. And while I was still very young, I noticed that other people didn't feel the way I did.
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People were rude to her. They laughed at her, and so I began to pray. I prayed every night for her to get better. So I prayed harder. And after awhile I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough.
It's that no one was listening. Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, however comforting, isn't a moral thing to do. Don't you think that's just a little bit arrogant?
It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God, and if they don't accept it, no matter how open-hearted, or honest their dissent, they're going to hell. Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it? Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious--we can't win.
Now I know what Miley feels like. I hope you're happy, Kurt. Having the week of my life, actually. Guys, back off Kurt, okay? He had every right to speak his mind. Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic to what you're going through but siding with Miss Sylvester isn't gonna do anyone any good.
It's doing me some good. Now I don't have to sit around listening to all you mental patients talk about how's there's a God when I know there isn't one. I mean that was it. It was the last time I was ever going to see her. And he just took my hand and squeezed it and I just knowing that those hands here to take care of me, that was enough.
This is for my dad. You get to wear a fabulous hat. You had me at fabulous hat. Uh, more importantly, you didn't hurt Sam. It was a pound left tackle who just got expelled because he's on steroids and he's God works in all kinds of mysterious ways, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend a lot of time trying to speak to us through sandwiches. Despite his hesitance, Blaine is out-voted by the council. Later Finn has the New Directions gather in a science classroom for a glee club meeting.
Both Blaine and Tina laugh at Sam's unintentional statement about sitting under "Uranus. Finn then suggests that the girls sings to the guys as a way to ask them out, to which Tina serenades I Don't Know How to Love Him to Blaine, though he is completely clueless. After her solo, she asks Blaine to the dance to which an uncomfortable Blaine awkwardly turns her down, leaving Tina stunned and hurt. Tina later confronts Blaine by his locker and says she owes him an apology, but also demands an apology from him because she felt that his rejection was the most humiliating moment she had ever experienced in glee club which she admits is saying something.
She then apologizes for asking him to the Sadie Hawkins dance seeing as how Blaine was a victim of a hate crime at a Sadie Hawkins dance. However, Blaine reveals that he didn't turn her down because of that, but because of something else. After Tina insistently demands for a reason why he rejected her, Blaine reveals that it's because he has a crush on Sam before slumping to the floor.
Blaine believes he is being stupid, but Tina then tells him that she knows what it's like to be in love with someone who won't love her back, implying it to be Blaine. They laugh together and Tina then asks Blaine out a second time, this time as "best friends," solidifying their friendship, though Tina still harbors feelings for Blaine. Italic text At the dance, Blaine compliments Tina on her dancing decorations and admits that he's glad he came with her.
Blaine then joins the guys in singing No Scrubs while Tina watches in appreciation. They share several dances with each other and compliment each other - with Blaine saying that he loves Tina's new attitude and Tina admitting that she loves his everything and that he's perfect.
Just as they appear to be about to kiss, Sam runs in and takes Blaine away to investigate a cheating scandal with The Warblersleaving Tina to feel rejected and hurt once again. Later, Tina is getting herself punch when Blaine walks up behind her explains his absence, which Tina dreamily asks if there is nothing he can't do.
Blaine replies that he can't possibly leave without one slow dance with her and the two dance to Ryder 's I Only Have Eyes for You. During the next "Too Young To Be Bitter" club, the girls praise Tina for her Sadie Hawkins idea and Tina admits that she has found the love of her life and then disbands the club as there is no longer a reason for the girls to be bitter.
Sadie Hawkins Throughout the episode, Tina's crush for Blaine continued to grow. Since the club needed funding for Regionals now that The Warblers were disqualified she comes up with the idea to create a Men of McKinley calendar. She even noted that Blaine should be December, because he would make a sexy Santa. Although this would benefit the group, she was obviously creating reasons to see Blaine almost naked. She also goes up to his locker asking that she would accompany her to the mall to pick up clothes, and defends his body and "perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some master chef," which an uncomfortable Blaine awkwardly thanks her, when Sam starts accusing him of jealousy.
During the photoshoot in the boys locker room, she suggested that the men double up in photos since Artie didn't want to participate, and singled out Blaine to jump into the photo with Sam. Later in the halls, Blaine starts developing a cold and Tina is immediately there with remedies and soup since she noticed this early when she mentions that his nose was red. She also tells him that he is always able to inspire her after he talks about his view of males being divas. Back in the halls, Tina has a sudden epiphany about how she is pursuing a romantic relationship with a gay guy.
However she shakes it off and continues her pursuit. At Blaine's locker, she tells him that she is having trouble finding a song since there isn't much inspiration out there for her. Blaine tells her that she isn't giving enough credit to herself and that after school they will go to his house where they will find the perfect song for her.
In Blaine's bedroom, Tina is sitting on his bed when he walks in. She starts asking him about his sexual activity, and whether he has ever been in a relationship with a women. Blaine tells her that he is a gold star gay, and that he hasn't except for that kiss with Rachel. Blaine then starts telling Tina the way he feels about women, and even though he loves them, it's not in the same way. He then changes topics back to her song, and she opens the playlist that he thought of for her.
She is genuinely happy seeing some of the names, but Blaine then starts to drift off from the medicine and starts to lie on his bed. During this Tina tells him that being a diva means you have to be honest. She admits that she is falling in love with him, and that she doesn't even care if they have a sex-less relationship, it would be worth it. When she asks for his thoughts, he falls asleep.
Tina then looks and slowly starts to unbutton his shirt. They harmonize together, and smiled at each other throughout the song as well. They also are seen holding hands in glee practice. Artie states Tina was his first kiss, when stating this, he looks over at Tina and grins. Tina reacts with a short silence laugh and blush.
Audition Tina dumps Artie, as apparently he ignored her all summer to play Halo, and when they did get together all they did was watch Coming Home. Tina does mention she is now dating Mike, which upsets Artie. Artie tries to get her back by attempting to join the football team, because he wants abs, but is rejected by Coach Beiste. Artie is upset when he sees Tina and Mike dancing together. He panics that Mike and Tina's "Asian connection" is growing stronger by the day, and that he needs to get her back soon before it's too late.